PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a carto